Welcome to Hell, Pig and Girl

I've just spend I dunno how many hours reading every single strip in this comic. It freakin' rocks! Of course, now I feel like telling bad jokes and beating people up.

The Invitation From Hell

You're Invited!

What: A Party
Where: My Pants
Who: Everyone

Helz Buneez

I'm getting more and more into this LOL thing. This one is right up my alley. (Not like THAT, you pervert!) Kurtsy Tha Intarwebs.

She's Going To Hell for That One

I got this in one of those joke string emails people pass around at work. It cracked me up though:

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell
you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

Effin' classic.