3.27.2007

She's Going To Hell for That One

I got this in one of those joke string emails people pass around at work. It cracked me up though:

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell
you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."


Effin' classic.

3 comments:

ghost said...

the writer in me wants more out of that joke. who has the v.d.? when and where did she get it? how does mother superior know? these knds of thoughts ruin jokes for me.

Neko Noir said...

ghost, you buzzkill.

ghost said...

i know huh? jokes+ghost=flat coke.