12.21.2007

Neko's Random Thought Collection - Hell Version, Series II, #7

"I've decided that poppy seeds are my new thing."

Neko's Random Thought Collection - Hell Version, Series II, #6

"Look at the eyes of all the guys on this block. They're on the girl in the purple fishnets. Guys dig fishnets. Maybe that's because they scream 'whore'. I bet whores know all the twisted perversions of society. Ah, to be a whore for one night.....wait a sec....nevermind."

Neko's Random Thought Collection - Hell Version, Series II, #5

"I guess if I never did anything wrong, I wouldn't have learned to do anything right."

Neko's Random Thought Collection - Hell Version, Series II, #4

"Rule of thumb for holding an elevator: If the other person can see you before the doors close, hold it. If not, don't."

Neko's Random Thought Collection - Hell Version, Series II, #3

"When packing for a trip, the first thing you should pack is always the thing you forgot to pack last time."

Neko's Random Thought Collection - Hell Version, Series II, #2

"It doesn't do any good to ask someone with a broken toe how it happened, because the answer almost always boils down to, 'doing something stupid' or 'someone else doing something stupid'."

Neko's Random Thought Collection - Hell Version, Series II

"I keep thinking that my pants will stretch to fit, but there's only so much stress you can put on a fiber."

12.20.2007

Neko's Random Thought Collection - Hell Version, Series I, #3

"Yeah, you could get breast implants, but what happens when being flatchested comes back into fashion?"

Neko's Random Thought Collection - Hell Version, Series I, #2

"Gosh, I must look great with my high-heeled pleather boots and my purse strap crushing my tit into a lop-sided pyramid. I'm so sexy."

Neko's Random Thought Collection - Hell Version, Series I

"I want to have lipstick smeared all over my face from kissing. Someone else's lipstick."

Another Quote from Hell

"Permission to destroy results in freedom to create." ~ Neko

12.13.2007

Xmas Crafts from Hell

The First Project from Hell

(...did you know that an almond fig cake tastes great paired with some Stilton blue cheese?....hell's yea)

Last night I finally got around to uploading all of the pictures from my digicam onto the computer. There were over 250 of them! The main motivation behind that dreadful task was to get pics of all my little projects of late and post them here like I promised. I didn't get pictures of everything, unfortunately. I remember barely finishing sealing up the package for my aunt before exclaiming, "Shit, I didn't take a damn picture of it." I was so pissed because I'd been reminding myself for something like 3 days in a row. I worked on that damned gingerbread house tissue box cover for a while. I thought it would be such a clever and fun little project, but it was a bitch. By the time I was done, I hated it. So, maybe it's best that I don't have evidence of its existence. Besides, "gingerbread-house-tissue-box-cover" doesn't sound that great of a gift all of a sudden.

So, I decided that I'll post each project in seperate posts because it would be far too long to read if I did them all at once. The first one will be the dragon scarf I knitted for mother. But, right now I have to look busy.

12.10.2007

Another Casket in Hell

On Saturday morning, my grandfather died. He was the last grandfather I had left. I hardly knew the guy though. He was my mother's father and nobody on that side of the family is terribly close. In all honesty, I kind of thought the guy was a jerk. He was loaded, but I never saw a birthday card or a Christmas gift from him. Ever. I remember meeting him only once or twice in my lifetime. He was nice to me then, but didn't show any real warmth. Even my mother, his daughter, doesn't seem terribly upset. The only problem at this point is that I might be expected to fly to California on short notice, and I'm leaving for NY in two weeks.

Despite all of the above though, I find myself a little depressed by his death. It's probably because my brother died in May and I feel like everyone is dying all of a sudden. In the past seven months, seven people in my family or connected to my family have died. My dad says that he'll be glad to see 2007 go. But, I don't think things like this are bound by what year or what day it is.