4.16.2007

The Masculine Side of Hell

If I had a penis, I would nickname it "The Lone Gunman" and it would be sitting atop a grassy knoll of pubes. And I'd probably spend all day jerking off. But, you didn't want to know that, did you?

2 comments:

ghost said...

too funny. but youd half to take a break from time to time. how bout naming your vajayjay?

Neko Noir said...

Those don't generally get names. Naming your privates is kind of a guy thing, to my knowledge. I should have said I'd be "polishing my rifle"!