Worried that you might have put on a little too much weight? Wondering if you're still going to fit into your snowpants in time for ski season? Well, now Neko has a simple, easy fat test that you can take in the privacy of your own home.
Neko's Simple & Easy Fat Test:
Find a small object that you can hold in the palm of you hand.
Now, holding that object in your right hand (or left), reach around and try to put it in your left (or right) pants pocket.
Can you do it?
If you said yes, congratulations! You're not fat!
If you said no, you're fat. Go on a diet, exercise, Hell - get some liposuction or a stomach staple if you have to. You'll feel much better about yourself and you'll be much healthier when you've shed those extra pounds. Then, the world will be a better place all around.
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