Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Hell

For all of the clueless guys out there, here are Neko's Tips on what NOT to do when looking for women.

When posting personal ads:

- DO NOT post a picture of your cock. Most of us girls don't enjoy being flashed by strangers.

~ If you act like you're too good for most of the girls out there, most of the girls won't respond.

- When posting your picture, don't use a scan of some Playgirl model - we can tell!

- If the first line in your ad is: "I love big tits!", even the girls with big tits will think you're an asshole.

When looking to hook up in a bar/club:

-The button up shirt / khaki cargo shorts combo is old, boring and rediculous. We actually make fun of guys like you. At least ACT like you have some style, you fucking lemming.

-You're 30 and you still wear a baseball cap everywhere? Here's the message that sends: you're either bald, immature, insecure or a combination of the three. Even if you're hair is all effed up, it's more attractive than that soiled baseball hat. (Unless you're at a baseball game) If you're losing your hair, it's respectable if you've got the balls to work the look. It's not like we wouldn't find out if you took us home.

-If you're so wasted you can't even stand or pronounce your own name...not a good time to hit on chicks. That would be a good time to call a cab.

-Buy us a drink. If we're at a bar, we always want free drinks (why do you think they invented "ladies night"?). It also shows that you're not a stingy bastard.