Hell or High Water?

Here's another one of these things. Ever wonder what it feels like to be unemployed? Imagine doing these things all day. Or not. Whatever.

01) A conscientious lawn mower who cuts it at least once a week or a procrastinating lawn moving avoider who lets it reach nigh jungle level before you cut it?

I don't mow the lawn. That's what men are for.

02) One who likes to have sex while music is playing or one who likes to have sex without any musical distraction?

Doesn't matter. Music is a double-edged sword as far as sex is concerned.

03) The kind of person who would have a fire (bonfire or in a firebowl) despite local laws prohibiting them or the kind of person who wouldn't because, hey, they're illegal?

Fire! Fire! Fire!!!!

04) A hard-spot-to-get weed-whacker user or an "if the lawn mower can't reach it, it's not getting cut" type?

I'd rip that fucker out by hand. Too many people with too many lazy-ass, fuel burning, energy wasting devices out there (hey, there's another post I can do!)

05) Preferring of wooden decks or preferring of stone / formed concrete blocks / brick decks?

The barefoot person in me says, wooden, but the enviro slut in me says concrete/brick

06) A fan of winter sports (hockey, skating, curling) or summer sports (baseball, golf, volleyball)?

probably winter sports, when forced to choose.

07) Happy with your neighbours or unhappy with your neighbours?

I don't know my neighbors, so I guess that'd be, "happy with them"

08) One who tries to shoo away bees / run away from them or one who leaves them alone knowing they'll just go away once they realize you're not a flower and not a threat?

just hold still and let them fly away on their own. you don't fuck with them, they don't fuck with you

09) A lover of structured fun or a lover of unstructured fun?

fun is fun, structured or no.

10) Selfish with your possessions or selfish with your personal time?

possessions, definately. The ex was always "borrowing" my stuff without asking and then ruining whatever it was and claiming it was his to begin with. (bastard)

Hoorah! I got through this without my computer choking!