It Sticks Like Hell

Things that stick to black clothing:

Cat hair, lint, dryer sheets, socks, underwear, dust, snow, styrafoam, thread, confetti, yarn, glitter, glitter glue, eyelashes, mud, spooge, snot, hair, cat litter, crumbs, small shreds of paper, horse hair, dog hair, gerbil hair, gerbil snot, drool, coffee, mustard, cigarette ashes, miscenllaneous odors, sewing needles, dust bunnies, post-it notes, blankets, tiny rocks, paperclips, static, tissues, rain, little beatles, orange juice, marmalade, sour cream, whipped cream, cream cheese, cat food, dirt, hair balls, tears, lipstick, paste, sequins, beads, bandaids, duct tape, ice cream, tinsel, sawdust, cobwebs, leaves, very thin sticks, gum, candy canes, fudge, pumpkin pie, creamer, whipped cream, ointment, probably dust mites, germs, lotion, hand soap, synthetic fibers, burrs and thorns, sand, salt water, striped knee high socks, toilet paper, napkins, claw encasments from the cat, contact lenses, and sense of doom.