Hell can be fun

I've developed a new amusement for myself at work. I like to jump into an elevator and close the doors right as someone's coming up to get in. Hee hee hee. Oh, the fun I've had.

Here's the technique:

1. Memorize where the "close door" and floor button for your stop are.
2. Jump into the elevator just as someone's approaching. You may have to practice to get the timing just right.
3. Jam the "close door" button in and then hit your floor button, while simultaniously pressing yourself against the elevator wall where you can't be seen. This is important because people get really pissed off when you don't hold the doors.
4. Listen for pissed off comments from the people who didn't make it in. This is the best part!

Risks involved:
Someone might see who you are and spread nasty rumors or give dirty looks.
Someone (mostly men do this) might shove their arm into the doorway as it's closing and board the elevator. Then you have to endure their scowls until they disembark.

Remember though, if you take up this past-time, you forfeit the right to be pissed off when you miss the elevator.

It's endlessly amusing! Mwa ha ha ha ha!